You’re watching the most stereotypical 80’s action movie imaginable. The two heroes, Donnie and Taylor, just captured the bad guy, and they’re back on their houseboat reminiscing about the case they just closed. The police chief calls to congratulate them on a job well done. Donnie responds with his token catchphrase, “Well, Cap, these suit jackets don’t pay for themselves!” Everybody laughs uncontrollably. Donnie and Taylor high five. Fade to black, and this is the song that plays over the credits.